For You on Valentine’s Day: The Rules of Chocolate


Since love and chocolate are so perennially linked not only with each other, but also with Valentine's Day, I thought I would bring you a little support for your chocolate lust.  

The Rules of Chocolate

Rules of Chocolate 1.  If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hand, you’re eating it too slowly.

2.  Diet tip:  Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.  It’ll  take the edge off your appetite and you’ll eat less.

3.  Why is there no such organization as chocoholics anonymous?  Because no one wants to quit.

4.  The problem:  How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car?  The solution: Eat it all in the parking lot.

5.  Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices, & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Rules of Chocolate



6.  A nice box of chocolate can provide your total daily Intake of calories in one place.  Isn’t that handy?

7.  If you can’t eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.  But if you can’t eat all your chocolate, what’s wrong with you?

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8.  If I eat an equal amount of dark chocolate and white Chocolate, isn’t that a balanced diet?

9.  If it were not for chocolate, there would be no need for control-top pantyhose.  An entire garment industry would be devastated.

 10.  Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today.  You’ll get at least one thing done.

Go get your fingers chocolate-y, and have a great Valentine's Day!


5 Responses to For You on Valentine’s Day: The Rules of Chocolate

  1. Mary (aka Muffin's Mama) February 14, 2011 at 3:24 pm #

    Rule #2 is my favorite; followed closely by #6 and #8! TFS!

  2. Sage Kimble February 14, 2011 at 6:04 pm #

    I like #1 and #5. 😀

    Sage Kimble
    The Mad Stamper

  3. Patrice H February 15, 2011 at 11:42 am #

    You are so darn cute. Rules of chocolate!

  4. Patrice H February 15, 2011 at 9:54 pm #

    All of them silly! lolololol

  5. Nendy February 17, 2011 at 10:00 am #

    As a Chocolate lover I really enjoyed this information!

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